1.Little girl: 'Mother, may I have a nickel for the old man who is outside crying?'Mother: 'Yes, dear. But what is the old man crying about?'Little girl: 'Ice cream cooes, ten cents.'2. Kind neighbor(to a little boy e...
For more than an hour, a little guy sat at a bar staring into his glass. Suddenly a burly truck driver sat down next to him, grabbed the guy’s drink and gulped it down. The poor little fellow burst into tears. 'Oh, c...
There’d been a long dry season,and there wasn’t enough hay to keep the cowsfed,so Gunister and one of his friends decided to go into the hay merchandising business. They got a truck and drove to another state,where ...
A preacher was asking for contributionsto the church’s program to buy food for theneedy.The town gambler,who also ownedthe saloon and several other shady operations,offered the preacher $500.“You can’t takethat,”a...
A lawyer and a doctor were having dinner at their country club.“I have a real probIem,”thedoctor said to the lawyer.“Members at this club ask me all kinds of medical questions.Thishurts my practice.What can I do?”...
A:There’s nothing to beat an apple. You know the old saying, 'An ap-ple a day keeps the doctor away.' B:Oh, isn’t there? What about an onion? It keeps everybody away.
A woman telephoned an airline in New York and asked:“Canyou tell me how long it takes to Los Angeles.”Then came the re-ply:“just a minute.”“Oh,thank you,”said the woman and