迟到了A student arrived late at school,and the teacher was already in class.Student:Sorry I'm late.It won't happen again.Teacher:Don't worry.At least you're early for the next period.有个学生上学迟到了,老师已经在上课了。
Teacher:Why do birds fly south in the winter?Student:Because it's too far to walk!老师:为什么鸟在冬天向南飞?学生:因为步行太远了!借走了Little Johnny's father said,“Let me see your report card!“Johnny said,”I don't h...
骨折Doctor:Have you ever broken a bone?A Girl:Yes.Doctor:Did it hurt?A Girl:No.Doctor:Really?Which bone did you break?A Girl:My sister's arm.医生:你骨折过吗?女孩:骨折过。医生:疼吗?女孩:不疼。医生:真的吗?你哪根骨头骨折...
Can you write in the dark?the dark?Son:Dad,can you write in Dad:I think so.What do you want me to write?Son:Write your name on this school report card.你能在黑暗中写字吗?儿子:爸爸,你能在黑暗中写字吗?爸爸:我想可以。你...
What Do You Get?Math Teacher:John,I have a question to ask you.What do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?John:A headache,Madam.你会得到什么?数学老师:约翰,我有个问题要问你...
Classroom Is Like a Train Mr.Black:What is a classroom like?Mr.Smith:It is like a train.Mr.Black:Why?Mr.Smith:Because the first row is for VIP,The next row is a general coach,The last row is very demanded,It is a slee...